Book Report

I think I've found my book for the book report due mid-semester, and yes 50% of the reason I chose it is because it is banned in the USA:

  

The Bird's Nest

I don't know how my flatmates put up with me, I'm such a nester:

 

Ahhhh the Scotsman

This is what he said to me tonight:

"That really burns my waffles."

The Most Useful Travel Tip You Will Ever Read:

Never pass up a bathroom.

Lingo Lesson

New Sayings!

*Australian:
1. "Get up to much this weekend?" --What did you do this      weekend? 
2.  "Have a go at it" --Try it out.
3.  "Sanger" --sandwich

*Kenyan/Swahili
1. maziwa --milk
2. sahani --bowl
3. swimming costume --swim suit


*Scottish
My Scottish friend called me lass the other day, and he responds to yes/no questions with ayes and neas

Hot Cross Buns, Hot Cross Buns, One a Penny, Two a Penny

Remember being forced to play this song on the recorder in grade school?  They actually exist: